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male animal
 
 
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.

green rock
 
 
What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red sea?

It gets wet.

best way of skipping out on a check
 
 
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, order with the sock about who should pay. Then say, “Fine! You pay,” throw the sock on the table and walk out.
an orange parrot, of course
 
 
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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