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go ahead and walk all over me
 
 
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door?

Matt.

polish frogmen
 
 
Why don't Polish people kill frogs?

Because it's their national bird.

best way of skipping out on a check
 
 
Bring a sock puppet with you to the restaurant. When asked for your order, consult the sock and talk to the sock throughout the meal. When you get the check, order with the sock about who should pay. Then say, “Fine! You pay,” throw the sock on the table and walk out.
pillowtalk
 
 
Didja hear about the corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines!

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