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st. paul vs. minneapolis
 
 
Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost their faith?

Reason: There are a dozen or so pages in the Bible about St. Paul, but nothing about Minneapolis.
the antenna and the tv
 
 
What did the antenna say to the TV?

'Without me, you'd be snowed in.'
did you here about the cross-eyed ...
 
 
Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't keep control of her pupils.

a blonde goes to the library?
 
 
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"


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