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how many union guys does it take...
 
 
How many union guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fifteen. You got a problem with that?

happiness
 
 
Happiness is waking up in the morning and finding a picture of your boss on the side of a milk carton.
buried at sea
 
 
This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea."
brunette mating call
 
 
Q: What is the brunette's mating call?
A: Has the blonde left yet?

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