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shorty
 
 
Q: What did one man's leg say to his other leg?

A: Hey look,shorty is growing a beard!

mechanic's lube
 
 
How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

old lady's breasts
 
 
Q: What has an old lady got between her breasts that a young one doesn't?

A: Her belly button.
sticky & wet
 
 
What goes in hard and comes out sticky and wet?

Bubble gum, you sicko!

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