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what animal should you never play cards with?
 
 
What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

how many irishmen does it take...
 
 
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

for my next trick...
 
 
Q: Did you hear about the magic tractor?

A: It drove down the lane and turned into a field.

new favorite number
 
 
Q: What's a 68?

A: You do me and I owe you!


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