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an orange parrot, of course
 
 
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.
bulimic digits
 
 
What does a bulimic call two fingers?

Dessert.

after school snack
 
 
Why did the boy eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a peace of cake.

two bit girlfriend
 
 
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. His face is all bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what in the world happened to you?".

The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."

"Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"

"She hit me with her bag of quarters!".


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