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doughboy
 
 
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?

Dough Nuts!
popularity is a relative term
 
 
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
little johnny's time of the month
 
 
Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings a box of tampons to the register.

The cashier looks at the boy and says, "Hi. Are these for your mom?"

Little Johnny thinks for a moment and says, "Umm, no."

The cashier says, "Oh. Then they're for your sister?"

Little Johnny says, "uh-unh."

The cashier, now a bit curious, says, "Oh. Then they must be for your granny!"

Little Johnny says, "Nope."

The cashier is now really confused. Finally she asks, "Well, what are you going to do with them?"

Little Johnny says, "Well, I'm not sure yet. But on TV, they said if I buy these I can go fishing and swimming and horseback riding!"

inner space
 
 
What has three balls and comes from outer space?

E.T., the Extra-Testicle!


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