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chef clown
 
 
How do you know if the head chef is a clown?

When the food tastes funny.
eating cake lately?
 
 
Have you been eating cake lately?

Because you look a little crumby.
peanuts! getcher peanuts here!
 
 
Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted.

college grads
 
 
A graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

A graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

A graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much it cost?"

A graduate with a liberal arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"


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