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the potty wisdom of confucious
Confucious say, 'It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!'
pickled bread
Q. What's another name for pickled bread?

A. Dill-dough!
top ten things that sound dirty at xmas
  1. Did you get any under the tree?
  2. I think your balls are hanging too low.
  3. Check out Rudolph's honker!
  4. Santa's sack is really bulging.
  5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff.
  6. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
  7. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
  8. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
  9. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
  10. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall.
getting picked on
What do you find in a clean nose?


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