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those crazy vermont folk
 
 
Why do people in vermont were kilts?

Sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

what does saddam and fred flintstone have in ...
 
 
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They can both look out the windows and see rubble.

a blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
 
 
A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the floor.

But she goes to work, and starts crying and her boss asks, "What's wrong?"

She says, "Well, my mom died."

He told her to go home but she said, "No, I'll be fine."

About an hour later her boss finds her crying again. He says, "What's wrong?"

And she says, "Well, I just talked to my sister, and her mom died too!"

how does a blonde try to kill a fish?
 
 
How does a blonde try to kill a fish?

She drowns it!!


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