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blonde secretary's memo to her boss
 
 
TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K

I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!
let's play monkey in the tree
 
 
Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

'Cause he was dead!

a roomful of rednecks
 
 
What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room?

A full set of teeth.

definition of suspicious
 
 
What is the definition of suspicious?

A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field.


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