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big nostrils
 
 
Why do monsters have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers.
up in arms over this religion thing
 
 
What do you call an angry religous group ?

A pissedapalion!
snack food
 
 
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

the mushroom
 
 
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

'Cause he's a fungi!

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