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general failure
 
 
Who is this General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
you know you're addicted to the net when
 
 
1) All of your friends have @ in their names

2) You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem

3) Your spouse makes a new rule... Computers don't come to bed.

4) You laugh at people with 56K modems.

5) You start tilting your head to smile :-)

6) Your phone bill comes to your house in a box

7) You find yourself typing com after every period

8) You start introducing your self as 'Jon@internet.com'
that's some sick ship, man
 
 
Where does a ship go when it's sick?

To the dock.

military secrets
 
 
Q. What does marine stand for?

A. My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.


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