Whatever jokes

Jokes » whatever » jokes 301


eye rubbers
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

field of...
The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision, and in that vision he heard voices:

'If you build it they will come.'
best goldfish joke ever!
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."
how to prepare chicken...
A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?"

"Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?"

"Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

Page 302 of 497     «« Previous | Next »»