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why are new yorkers always depressed?
 
 
Why are New Yorkers always depressed? The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
chin nuts
 
 
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?

A: Wallnuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?

A: Chest nuts

Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?

A: A penis in your mouth

life's like a bag of jelly beans...
 
 
Life's like a bag of Jelly beans, no body likes the black ones.
poppa is a brand new bag
 
 
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!

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