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shopping for toilet paper
 
 
Q: What did Shakespeare say while he was shopping for toilet paper?

A: 2-Ply or not 2-Ply? That is the question.
oh, skeleton. you'll never learn.
 
 
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.
shrinking, red narcissist
 
 
What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

pillowtalk
 
 
Didja hear about the corduroy pillow?

It's making headlines!

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