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i'll broke that stock, nudge, nudge
 
 
There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees dirt flying up behind a truck. The truck pulls into his driveway and a famer gets out of his truck.
"Hi, my name is Bob. I'm your neighbor. I live about five miles away and I came to invite you to a party I am having tonight."
"What kind of a party is it?" asks the stockbroker.
"Oh, we're going to do a little dancing, a little fighting, a little eating, little drinking, and a little screwing."
"That sounds great,' said the stockbroker. "What should I wear?"
"I don't care," said Bob. "It's just gonna be the two of us."
barbie
 
 
What does Barbie use as a tampon?

A Tic-Tac.
the mushroom
 
 
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

'Cause he's a fungi!
male animal
 
 
How many men does it take to mop a floor?

None. It's a woman's job.


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