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shaggy duck story
 
 
What did one duck say to the other?

What?

"Social Security!"

I don't get it.

You won't till you're 65...

snack food
 
 
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

the world accordion to garp
 
 
There is a accordion player driving home from a late night gig. Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some coffee. While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to realize that he is too late. The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions.
bee jokes for the pollen in you
 
 
What is the clumsiest insect?
The Bumbling Bee.

What did the Bee say when he returned to the hive?
"Honey, I'm Home!"

What is a bee's favorite band?
The Bee Gees.

What was their #1 song?
"Stay in the Hive."

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