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jungle gaiety
 
 
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?

A head hunter!

"hey, nice tie'
 
 
A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
"Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
"Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
"It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."
the happy snowman
 
 
'Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

He saw the snowblower coming.'
piercing a pirate
 
 
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

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