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Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
To see time fly.
yo mama... christmas corner
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
midget shmidget
Did you hear about the midget that went to a nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.


"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."

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