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clock
 
 
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
To see time fly.
yo mama... christmas corner
 
 
Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
midget shmidget
 
 
Did you hear about the midget that went to a nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.
abc
 
 
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.

"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."

"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?

"It's running down my leg."


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