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halloween: which witch?
 
 
What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling!

flock of seagulls
 
 
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

happy birthdead to you
 
 
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

that's not the pope's line of work, fool
 
 
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence.
So this kindly old lady looked upon Death's door, and said to her papal neighbor, "Father, surely you can do something about this.."'

To which the Pope replied, "Sorry lady, I'm in sales, not management."


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