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i still don't get it
 
 
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a Redneck joke. The bartender replies, "Well, I'm a Redneck and those three large gentlemen over at that table are too. So do you still want to tell your Redneck joke?" The man replies, "Nevermind, I don't want to explain it four times."
yet another knock knock joke
 
 
Knock knock

You dumb ass, I'm the one standing outside

Who's there?

Ah, forget it.

parrot boy
 
 
There was a old man sitting on a bench outside the mall.

A young man walked who had spiked hair that was orange, yellow, green and red. The old man just looked at him.

The young man said ' What's the matter old man? Haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life? ' And the old man said 'Well actully I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wandering if you were my son.'

air head on a beer
 
 
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard the drinks were on the house.


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