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green rock
 
 
What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red sea?

It gets wet.

recruiting for a new pope
 
 
Since Pope John Paul is getting up in age the Vatican has started an early campaign to 'recruit' a successor. They have interviewed many applicants and after many months of interviewing they have narrowed the search to TWO final candidates: Bishop McLaughlin from Dublin Ireland and Bishop Sicola from New York. They are both very good candidates. The Vatican selection committee finally settled on Bishop Sicola. Though after much debate they changed their minds and said that Bishop Sicola would NOT be a good choice because it wouldn't seem proper to address the new pontiff as 'pope-si-cola.'
gone with the schwinn
 
 
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
field of...
 
 
The guy who invented the vibrator had a vision, and in that vision he heard voices:

'If you build it they will come.'

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