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bagpipe
 
 
What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
3 vampires
 
 
There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."

hungry mama
 
 
Yo mama is such a fat pig, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
what's the best part about gardening?
 
 
What's the best part of gardening?

Getting down and dirty with my hoes


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