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job application
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the department manager.

Upon completion of the test, both men had each missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, 'Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to the other applicant.'
"And why would you be doing that? We both got nine questions correct," asked the rejected applicant.

"We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the department manager.

"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" the rejected applicant inquired.

'Simple,' said the department manager, 'Your fellow applicant put down on question #5, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'

caution: condom crossing
Why'd the condom cross the road?

He got pissed off!

god's speed of service
A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God replied, 'Oh, about one penny.' Then the man asked how much an eternity was to him. God replied, 'Oh, about a second.' Then the man asked. 'Can I have a million dollars and live an eternal life?' God replied, 'Sure, just wait a sec.'
ethnic joke
How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder...

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