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Q: How many Computer Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

telemarketers are stupid
A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?"

Instantly the man hung up.
How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?

It depends on how big your ashtray is!
st. paul vs. minneapolis
Did you hear that everyone in Minneapolis quit reading the Bible, going to church and lost their faith?

Reason: There are a dozen or so pages in the Bible about St. Paul, but nothing about Minneapolis.

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