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microsoft darkness
 
 
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would just declare darkness the new standard TM

buried at sea
 
 
This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Nets Brought in Patrick McRay in a Coffin, 3 Shovels and the Bodies of His Three Sons... Funeral arrangements haven't yet been made, however, it is believed all wished to be buried at sea."
beauty & the beach
 
 
What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing -- it just waved!
amaryllis stupid joke
 
 
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?

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