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traffic lights
 
 
Why does a red light turn red?

If you had to change in front of everyone you'd turn red, too.
how do you catch?
 
 
How do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it.

bathroom humor philosophy
 
 
When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.
the poetry of the tides, my friends
 
 
What did one ocean say to the beach?

Nothing — it just waved!

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