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birds fly upside down over iowa
 
 
Why do birds fly upside down over Iowa?

Because it ain't worth a crap.

number humor
 
 
Q. What is the square root of sixty-nine?

A. Ate something.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven?

A. Because 7-8-9.

Q. What is 6.9?

A. Something great, seperated by a decimal.
knock knock... nobel
 
 
Knock knock
* Who's there?
Nobel.
* Nobel who?
No bell so I knocked!
bathroom humor philosophy
 
 
When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of reason goes unwiped.

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