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smoke it
 
 
What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?

A soggy butt.

confucius pocket talk
 
 
Confucius says, 'Man with hole in his pocket feels cocky all day."
the soft parade
 
 
When's a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
that's a good question
 
 
What's white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing!

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