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let them eat homework
Why'd the boy eat his homework?

His teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they never get the house!

make-a-wish foundation
After praying nonstop for eight years, God finally decided to grant a man three wishes.

"I wish for the coolest cars in the universe."


"I wish for the most luxurious mansion in the universe."


"And I wish for the best woman in the world."

So God sent him Mother Theresa.

get what?
Where'd you get that?
Get what?
That stupid look on your face!

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