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telemarketers are stupid
 
 
A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?"

Instantly the man hung up.
there's a fly in my soup
 
 
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!'

'That's entirely possible. Our cook used to be a tailor.'

a blonde goes to the library?
 
 
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."

The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

keep it on the dl
 
 
What does a old posty bike and a fat girl have in common?
Their fun to ride until your friends find out.

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