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oceans apart
 
 
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

yo mama's so poor...
 
 
Yo mama's so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

 
 
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said 'I haven't eaten anything in four days.' She looked at him and said, 'God, I wish I had your willpower.'
technology-enabled amoebas
 
 
How do amoebas keep in touch?

With cell phones.

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