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blind skydivers
 
 
Do you know why blind people don't skydive?

It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dogs.

72?
 
 
What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

you know you're really fat when
 
 
You get kicked out of all-you-can-eat restaurants.
say cheese
 
 
What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles.

Why?

Because there's a mile between the first and last letters.


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