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parachute vs. condom
What is the difference between a parachute and a condom?

When a parachute breaks someone dies, when a condom breaks someone lives.
the definition of.......
Q: What is the definition of cheeky?

A: Pissing through your next-door neighbor's letter box, then a few minutes later ringing their doorbell and asking how far it went!
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
knight on a dog
One day the king of a fairly large country was greeted by a tiny knight. The knight told him the story of how he escaped a battle with a dragon, but his small horse had been killed. He begged the king for a horse, and the king was more than happy to offer him one. The problem, however, was that the knight was too small for the horses the king had. Finally, the king decided to give him a trained Great Dane to ride on. When he presented the Great Dane to the knight, the knight was horrified. He exclaimed, “You would send a knight out on a dog like this?”

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