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blind skydivers
 
 
Do you know why blind people don't skydive?

It scares the crap out of their seeing-eye-dogs.

72?
 
 
What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

parachute vs. condom
 
 
What is the difference between a parachute and a condom?

When a parachute breaks someone dies, when a condom breaks someone lives.
step right up...
 
 
Gwen met Randy at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrvied at her house, they went right for the bedroom. Randy noticed hunders of stuffed animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on the top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her book case. After they had sex, Randy asked, "So.. how was it?"

"Well," Gwen said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf."


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