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toilet brush
 
 
A man was grocery shopping one day when he passed the toilet brushes. 'Wow! What a great idea,' he thought to himself. So he bought one and took it home and started using it right away.
Two weeks later he went back to using toilet paper!
amaryllis stupid joke
 
 
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amaryllis.
Amaryllis who?
Amaryllis state agent. Wanna buy a house?
shoes
 
 
Never say anything about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes - because then you are a mile away and you've got his shoes and you can say whatever the hell you want about him
one-legged chicken
 
 
Q. What do you call a one-legged chicken?

A. A flamingo

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