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teeth but no mouth
 
 
What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb!

watch this
 
 
What did the baby digital watch say to the mommy analog watch?

'Look Ma, no hands!'
rug
 
 
What did the rug say to the floor?

I've got you covered?
77 vs 69
 
 
Why is 77 better than 69?

Because you get eight (ate) more!!!!


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