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Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?

The police thought it was a cereal killer.
The dummy heard that most people are killed within 25 miles of their home.(So he moved)
bugs and teeth
Q: How do you know how long a guy's been on a motorcycle?

A: Count the bugs in his teeth.
rain n' money
Why did God create economists?

To make weathermen look good!

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