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gay farmer nickname
What another word for a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher.
if you're american ...
If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?


catch a bra
Q: How do you catch a bra?

A: Set up a boobie trap.
Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump. "Go in the bushes," says the other hunter. "But what'll I use to wipe with?" "Use a dollar bill. That's what I do." So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill so I used four quarters."

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