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knock, knock... phyllis
 
 
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Phyllis!

Phyllis who?

Phyllis a glass of water!
the gassy skeleton
 
 
A human skeleton was going to fart in a crowded place.

Unfortunately it had no guts.
dog and elephant
 
 
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.
a pirate walks into a bar ...
 
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."


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