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big nostrils
 
 
Why do monsters have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers.
guns don't kill....
 
 
Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

skeleton
 
 
What did the skeleton say before it ate?

"Bone-appetit."
best goldfish joke ever!
 
 
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

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