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does that leg go all the way up?
 
 
What do you call a one-legged lady?

Eileen!

name those tracks
 
 
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground.

"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.

"Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.

you so ugly
 
 
You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"
bill gates' honeymoon
 
 
After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally knew why he called his company Microsoft.

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