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mommy, mommy! 2
 
 
"Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"

"Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"

what's oj got?
 
 
What does OJ have that every man wants?

A Heisman trophy and a dead ex-wife!

the clever famer
 
 
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

toe observations
 
 
What do the toes say when they meet?

"There is a fungus among us."


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