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the bad belt
 
 
Why did the belt get locked up?

Because he held up a pair of pants.
skeleton
 
 
What did the skeleton say before it ate?

"Bone-appetit."
lightbulbs...
 
 
Q: How many Computer Scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None, that's a hardware problem.

telemarketers are stupid
 
 
A telemarketer was trying to make a particularly difficult sale. The person was just about to hang up, and the telemarketer said, "Look, pretend I'm your kid asking for money! What would you say?"

Instantly the man hung up.

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