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not your typical chicken joke
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Part of a the CIA's specially trained elite team of fowl, this stealthy chicken is on a perilous misson.

His objective? No less than to uncover the secret documents of the infamous Polish scientist, Dr. Poppycockski.

Dr. Poppycockski, code name: Cock, has outlandish, yet devilsihly clever plans for total world domination, which begin with the great nation of Haiti.

2 hedgehogs in the middle of the road
 
 
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!"

The other one says, "Why not?"

The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

what animal should you never play cards with?
 
 
What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

nasty mama
 
 
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.

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