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mad cows
 
 
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"

The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

bombing works
 
 
We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown over 2,800 sorties, dropped 15 tons in warheads, and done extereme amounts of costly damage. But we're a compassionate nation, and when this is all over, we're going to put the rocks and dirt back.
just browsing
 
 
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing. The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
i'm a barbie girl
 
 
What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common?
They're both 100 percent plastic.

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