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accomplished
 
 
'As soon as I get out of high school I am going to be a successful business man.'
'Sure, Dad. It's time to go to our next class.'
student takes off his pants
 
 
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.

The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

"I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.'

ark-n-saw
 
 
A new law recently passed in Arkansas.
When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.
success
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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