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answering machine
 
 
What did the guy's carphone answering machine say?

'Hi, I'm home right now so I can't take your call.'
my favorite grade school joke
 
 
What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!
military heaven
 
 
3 men die and go to heaven. One's a marine, one's a Navy seal, and the last is an army ranger. At the pearly gates, Saint Peter is unsure if he was going to let them in due to their philandering and boorish ways.

He decides to let them in, but gives a strict warning not to have impure thoughts or they will lose their wings and burn in hell. All 3 men walk in, and as a test Saint Peter sends a beautiful blonde angel walking in front of all 3 men.

As the blonde angel bends over and grabs her ankles, the navy seal and the marine lose their wings. As they bent over to pick up their wings, the ranger lost his.

shop at walrusmart
 
 
What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!


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