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the tomato family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato.
They're walking at a good pace when the baby starts lagging behind. Papa tomato starts getting mad. By the third block papa is so furious that he runs back and with his fist, squashes baby tomato.
He smiles and says, 'Ketchup!'
arnold's search engine
Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use?

Alta Vista baby.

amorous amish people! kinky!
An Amish couple had just been married and had gone to a hotel for their honeymoon. The Amish man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He said this occasion was very special to them and they needed a good room. The clerk asked if he wanted the bridal. The Amish fellow thought about it a while and then replied, 'No, I guess not, I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.'
I just got a skylight put into my place -- the people upstairs aren't too happy about it.

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