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shriveled lovin'
There was an old couple sitting at a table. The old man said to the old lady, "I remember 50 years ago we were sitting at this very table."

The old woman said, "Yes, and we were probably naked as jay birds."

The old man said, "Well, what do you say..wanna get naked?" So they both stripped.

The old woman said, "You know hunny, my breasts are just as hot for you as they were 50 years ago." a

The old man replied, "I can imagine, one is in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."

yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's like a blimp--round and full of gas.
poor mama
Yo mama so poor, when she went to the 99 cents store she asked for a discount.
nasty mama
Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick slow down.

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