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recruiting for a new pope
 
 
Since Pope John Paul is getting up in age the Vatican has started an early campaign to 'recruit' a successor. They have interviewed many applicants and after many months of interviewing they have narrowed the search to TWO final candidates: Bishop McLaughlin from Dublin Ireland and Bishop Sicola from New York. They are both very good candidates. The Vatican selection committee finally settled on Bishop Sicola. Though after much debate they changed their minds and said that Bishop Sicola would NOT be a good choice because it wouldn't seem proper to address the new pontiff as 'pope-si-cola.'
no returns
 
 
I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
500 lawyers in the ocean
 
 
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

monkeying around
 
 
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It had Akinetic Mutism.

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