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gone with the schwinn
 
 
What do a bicycle, chicken, and frog have in common?
They all have handlebars! Except for the frog and chicken.
monks made a mistake
 
 
One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls.

"You see, there are the originals," said the first monk. "All the new scrolls were copied from these."

"Can I see one?"

"Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom--" All of a sudden, the monk's face turns white and he falls to his knees.

"What? What does it say?"

"Celebrate. IT SAYS CELEBRATE!"

come on, ride the train
 
 
If an electric train is heading north, which way would the steam be coming out?

It isn't. It's an electric train.
best goldfish joke ever!
 
 
Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turns to the other and says,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

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