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what do you get when you divide ...
 
 
What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!
you know you're having a bad day when your ...
 
 
You know you're having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday!
spiritual awakening
 
 
You've brought religion into my life; until I met you I didn't believe in hell.
new york state of mind
 
 
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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