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crazy book guy
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs trapped in a book?


you do not have to oil animals
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!
how do you catch?
How do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it.

computer humor
A computer flashed a message to its user:

"I give up! I can't handle it anymore! Let the chips fall where they may!"

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