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more chauvinism than ever before
Why did the pregnant lady cross the road?

I don't know, but where'd she get those shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?

falling down
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.
"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"
"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"
"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"
satan claus
Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.

One said to the other, 'I'm really scared about all this Satan stuff?'

The other boy replied, 'Don't worry! You know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your dad again."

psychology co-ed
Have you heard about the blonde psychology major working her way through college as a prostitute?

For fifty bucks, she'll screw with your mind!

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