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sausage roll
 
 
Q: How do you make a sausage roll?

A: Push it!
homework
 
 
"Jimmy! I thought I told you to do the dishes after you do your homework! Why are you watching television?"
"It's okay, Mom! I haven't done my homework yet."
midget dating
 
 
I use to date a midget.

I was nuts over her!
silly boy
 
 
A little kid walks into a movie theater one day. At the counter, he buys one ticket and then goes in. All of a sudden, he comes back out and buys another one. The man at the counter asks 'Why do you want another one?' The kid replies 'Because that man over there ripped the other one!'

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