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three kinds of people
 
 
There are three kinds of people in the world -- those who can count and those who can't.
jewelers v. jailers
 
 
What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?

One sells watches and the other watches cells.

peeping tom vs. a pickpocket
 
 
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?

A pickpocket snatches your watch.
switch!
 
 
Susan was standing on a street corner when Bob stopped and said, 'Hey Susan, er, did you know you have a tampon hanging out of your mouth?'

'Oh my God,' she said, 'what did I do with my cigarette?'


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