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legless cow
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

Why'd the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway!
adam and eve
Heaven was getting a bit crowded, so Peter began giving quizzes to see who should get in. A man ascended to heaven, and came to the gates.

"Who was the first man?" asked Peter.


"That's correct. Enter." Soon another man came along.

"Where did Adam and Eve live?"


That's correct. Enter." Then Mother Theresa came along.

"Ooh, I'll have to give you a hard one. What did Eve say when she met Adam for the first time?"

"Mmm, that IS a hard one."


learning to fly
Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven.
"I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings falll off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.

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