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christmas chimney congestion
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?

A: Because he only comes once a year and when he does it's down a chimney.

stumpy the dog
Where do you find a no legged dog?

Right where you left him.
crazy state puns
Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

I don't know, Alaska!
hey, i'm drowning here...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?


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