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how do you catch?
 
 
How do you catch a unique animal?

You 'neak up on it.

two morons
 
 
Once there were these two morons sitting on a rock.
One moron fell off.
Why didn't the other one fall off?
He was a little more on!
what's it doing in the tree?
 
 
What's white and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you?

A fridge!
you're so...ugly
 
 
You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor mistook you and the afterbirth for twins.

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