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the clever famer
 
 
Q: Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?

A: Because he wanted mashed potatoes.

halloween: which witch?
 
 
What's a witch's favorite subject?

Spelling!

stupid acid humor
 
 
What happens when two acids collide?

An acid-dent.
dirty dog
 
 
"Your dog is pretty dirty," Mrs. Trupin said to the little girl.

"Yes," the girl replied, "and he's even prettier clean."

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