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how to get a raise
 
 
A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?'

'In 3 months.'

a little lysdexic humor
 
 
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

help me, i'm on a date
 
 
What do you call a good looking guy with a brunette?

A hostage.

batman & robin flatten criminals!
 
 
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over by a steam roller?

They became Flatman and Ribbon!


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