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What do you call two men hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod!
color television
One day, a man walked into an appliance store.

"Do you sell color televisions?"

"Yes," said the clerk. "Yes, we do."

"Then give me a green one."

little mermaid
Why did Ariel blush?

Because the sea weed!

empty cheeze whiz
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?

A: Cheeze Whuz.

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