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knock, knock... george washington
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
George Washington!
George Washington who?
George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?
teachers change a light bulb
 
 
How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?

Well, teachers don't change light bulbs but they can help make a dim one brighter!
hot enough for ya?
 
 
You are so poor that when I put out my cigarette in your living room, your family yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
what did the hat say to the tie?
 
 
What did the hat say to the tie?

"You hang around here...I'll go on a head."


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