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what's the hardest thing about rollerblading?
Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents you're gay.
the toothbrush and the toilet paper
One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, 'Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world.' Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"
californians & granola bars
How is California like a Granola bar?

They both contain fruits, nuts and flakes!
A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

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