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mama in a tight shirt
 
 
Yo mama shirt so tight, when I shook her hand I could check her blood pressure.
doe a deer
 
 
What did the bow-legged doe say?

Thats the last time I will do that for ten bucks.

aye, aye, captain!
 
 
There once was a captain of a ship, and everyday at a certain time he would lock himself up in his cabin and look inside a mysterious black box. He did this everyday, but he told nobody what was inside the box. Then one day he died, and in his testament he gave the crew permission to open the box. So they opened the black box. And what they found was a piece of paper:
'Starboard is right, port is left.'
sermon on temperance
 
 
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he then sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

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