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californians & granola bars
 
 
How is California like a Granola bar?

They both contain fruits, nuts and flakes!
knock, knock... george washington
 
 
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
George Washington!
George Washington who?
George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?
late garbage
 
 
One day, a woman comes out with a bunch of trash just as the garbage truck is about to pull away.

"Am I too late for the garbage?" she asks.

"No, ma'am," says the garbageman. "Hop right in!"

teachers change a light bulb
 
 
How many teachers does it take to change a light bulb ?

Well, teachers don't change light bulbs but they can help make a dim one brighter!

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