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mike tyson's computer
 
 
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer?

It has two bytes and no memory.

cannibals and clowns
 
 
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

yo mama and a rat
 
 
Yo mama so ugly, that when she wore Pepper Jack panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
saddam hussein & his chauffeur were driving ...
 
 
Saddam Hussein & his chauffeur were driving down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road, killing it instantly. Saddam tells his driver "Go to the farm over there & explain to the owner of the pig what happened."

One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm. His clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand & a cigar in the other. "What happened to you?", inquires Saddam.

"Well," replies the driver, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife the bottle of wine & their 19-year-old daughter made wild, passionate love to me!"

"My God, what did you tell them?" demands the dictator.

The chauffeur responds; "Good evening. I am Saddam Husseins chauffeur & I have just killed the pig."


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