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monster valentine
 
 
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

gay farmer nickname
 
 
What another word for a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher.
that's not what i meant
 
 
Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and see a dog licking himself. Jeremy says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" Kris replied, "I think you'd have to pet him first."
higher, mommy!
 
 
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

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