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five pound fly
 
 
How do you get five pounds of meat out of a fly?

Unzip It!

lima
 
 
What did the lima bean say before it went into the pot?

Sufferin' succotash!

stoners
 
 
What do you call three hippies having a yard sale?

Dealers!

kangaroo sleepovers
 
 
A kangaroo mom with seven babies in her pouch told another kangaroo mom, 'These sleepovers are killing me!'

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